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the new sailor moon looks great

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homiemura:

a baguette in the butt would be a pain in the ass

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clientsfromhell:

Client: I threw out that black pen, it was out of ink.

Me: What black pen?

Client: The one that was lying on your tablet.

Me: You threw out my $150 Wacom pen?

Client: I tried writing with it and it didn’t work. It must’ve been out of ink.

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naazaneen:

railroadsoftware:

whats that feel when no bf

Relief and freedom

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wickedclothes:

Dr. Martens Floral Sneakers

The Hackney is a classic Doc with an added extra hint of something new. Everything you love is still there: the pull loop at the rear counter, the contrasting stitching around the welt, but the Hackney offers up a more conservative sole with a variety of pattern options that fit nicely within the pantheon of the revered Dr. Marten catalog. Currently on sale for just $32.18 with FREE SHIPPING at Amazon!

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Franz Kafka, the story goes, encountered a little girl in the park where he went walking daily. She was crying. She had lost her doll and was desolate.

Kafka offered to help her look for the doll and arranged to meet her the next day at the same spot. Unable to find the doll he composed a letter from the doll and read it to her when they met.

"Please do not mourn me, I have gone on a trip to see the world. I will write you of my adventures." This was the beginning of many letters. When he and the little girl met he read her from these carefully composed letters the imagined adventures of the beloved doll. The little girl was comforted.

When the meetings came to an end Kafka presented her with a doll. She obviously looked different from the original doll. An attached letter explained: “my travels have changed me… “

Many years later, the now grown girl found a letter stuffed into an unnoticed crevice in the cherished replacement doll. In summary it said: “every thing that you love, you will eventually lose, but in the end, love will return in a different form.”

May Benatar, Kafka and the Doll: The Pervasiveness of Loss

For me there are two wise lessons in this story: Grief and loss are ubiquitous even for a young child. And the way toward healing is to look for how love comes back in another form. - May Benatar

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jtumblr:

plundr:

This is the funniest thing to ever happen to Canada

I have never been prouder to be Canadian

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aureat:

I hope you all find someone who gives you cute names and tells you it’s adorable when you do embarrassing things and hugs you when it’s early in the morning and makes you feel like you have a whole disneyland fireworks show going off inside your body and never ever lets you go 

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pizzaforpresident:

it’s kinda messed up that winnie the pooh and jack the ripper both have the same middle name

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kellanium-the-dieselhead:

If you’re ever worried that you fucked up real bad, just remember that there are over 2,500 reported cases of vacuum cleaner-induced genital trauma in the United States each year. 

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zobb:

The sea was so nice today it’s unreal

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you know what? I wouldn’t consider this to be like a “DREAM HOUSE GOALS” sort of thing but i think it would be really fun and nice to live in a house like this just for a month or two, y’know.

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